It's been a while, but I'm back. Alot has gone on since the last post, hopefully I can remember all of the exciting events that have gone on.
Albi is as good as ever.
I've recently noticed that she uses alot of slang. Now if you have ever seen a white mormon girl try to do this, you know what I'm talking about. She loves the word, a-ight. "don't worry its a-ight!" or "a-ight, lets get this done." This makes me cringe and gives me a slight urge to punch her in the face. She also loves to say fo-sho. If me or Skanky ask her a question and her answer is yes, she'll say, "FO-SHO!!!"
If I get shot, it might be by the white gangster who lives in my apartment.
Here's a few other things that have happened:
Showering:
Recently in the shower a felt something wierd on my arm, guess what it was??
A RED SHORT CURLY HAIR...
I started dry heaving.
During class with Albi:
Albi "Can I borrow a pen?"
Me "Of course"
I grab a pen and hand it to her and turn back to my backpack.
long pause.....
Albi "Um...do you possibly have a black pen? I don't want my notes to be in different colors, it might throw me off."
Fast and Testimony Meeting:
A freshman girl stood up and bore her testimony. In her testimony she talked about how far off a family seemed in high school.
Some how in a couple of months this idea has changed for her.
She said that she now keeps a journal for her future children. She knows that they will be so excited to read about her life in college. She also gave some really helpful advice. She said that whenever she is having a hard time getting motivated to do homework or study, she thinks about her unborn children. "They would want me to study hard and give it my best."
Pretty inspirational huh?
Lunch Time:
Because BYU is full of sheltered young individuals, it is extremely fun to mess with them. At lunch, one of my good friends and I do just that. We walk around campus closely behind someone and have a loud conversation that sounds something like this:
Nads "Wait, you slept with him? you actually slept with him?"
Me "Ya...I don't know what I was thinking."
Nads "So you know my crazy roomate? well he pulled a knife out on me yesterday."
Me "What?!"
Nads "Ya he's been acting super weird lately and yesterday he just snapped."
Me "Did he hurt you?"
Nads "No, but I'm worried that he might."
Nads "So what are you going to do? have you told your parents?"
Me "No, I haven't told them, they would freak."
Nads "Well are you going to keep the baby?"
College is pretty awesome.
